HXCFOOTBAG wrote:Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey does/did stand up? I can't imagine him being very good, but I will have to check it out when I get home.

It's been two years since I lasted came to this website. Right now I'm listening to Bill Burr to pass time at AT in Ft Hunter-Liggett. He's hysterical.

shredzilla wrote:Wow that's awesome. I think I get 3 free from my cell per month, but it jumps to like 75 cents per call after that. Thanks for the uh...411.

Oh... my sides...

stop... please.

Heh heh.

Knowing I'm finally going to be home in 3 days.

Driving barefoot.

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Yeah, this topic's lame.

You've clearly got some kind of virus. Clearly, because I just wiped everything off the hard drive. :roll: Anyway, I managed to get it through a different 3rd party host and it actually downloaded all the way. Microsoft must have some problems with their networking or something, and the other 3rd p...

I can't get this thing to work. I meet all of the system requirments to download and install Windows XP SP2 and even SP3. However, any time I try to download it from the Windows Update page, it doesn't offer it to me. I found a direct link to the download hosted by Microsoft's site, and it stopped d...

Jeremy wrote:

Switch Kicker wrote:
You really know how to dull down a conversation.

Sure, but I don't think plants are made out of soil either.

This would be what I'm referring to when I made taht post in the "rape" topic. The technicality shit... Soil contributes to a plants health.

This Internet For Beginners page will probably answer a lot of questions for you. http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/forumsandlists/f/whatisQFT.htm There are a lot of words in the English language that mean something but are never used because there are other words that mean the same thing that do...

"Because it doesn't fit into the anecdotal "evidence" you've gathered as an 18 year old enrolled in some kind of military academy?" What? lol. "There is an article about a family who found out their daughter was murdered and have found no additional detail about any investigation taking place." Ther...

Though it does happen, there is absolutely nothing true about this statement. "not isolated incidents. Women serving in the U.S. military are more likely to be raped by a fellow soldier than killed by enemy fire in Iraq." It's a realistic issue, but no more than common rape cases in the civilian wo...

That took me all of 20 minutes on a day at work when I had nothing better to do. Just learn to admit when you don't know something. I can and do admit when I don't know something. However a very large portion of this entire topic is based off of ideas of what's wrong and what's right and who's to b...

Tsiangkun wrote:

Switch Kicker wrote:

Jeremy wrote: qft

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Making your own acronyms now?

!IIRC, QFT=quoted 4 truth, lol

That's pretty lame. Clearly an underused acronym, or only known to or used on a small number of forums.

99% of every atom in your body is replaced every 7 years. 100% of your cells (including the heart) Unfortunately the article I had about this myth isn't in the book I thought it was in and can't be bothered searching - it shouldn't be too hard to find stuff about this though. If I remember correctl...

Yes! :twisted: The right smiley can change all of your dick posts into funny ones - which I'm sure was your original intention. :oops: My two cents. 8O This is why texting with your girlfriend can turn ugly... If she's in a pissy mood, she's going to match a pissy tone with your text and think you'...

Is the title supposed to be some kind of joke? I don't like jokes. Read: http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/murderonthebase/ On one hand we've got sources (a VA report, statistics from RAINN) saying around 30 % of women in the military reported sexual assault, compared to about 17 % for ...

Jeremy wrote:

Switch Kicker wrote: Idk.

qft

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Making your own acronyms now?

Out of curiosity I searched for some maps of the US and found this one with a scale on it: http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zwiki/images/regions/maps/jpeg/United_States_of_America.jpg From a rough estimate, a circle with a diameter of two miles would not appear bigger than the points used to denote ...

Jeremy wrote:I think you're underestimating how big the US is, and how small fireworks are.

You would still be able to see them. And a good number of fireworks expand to be bigger than 2 miles in diameter.