You Know You're a Footbag Noob When... (funny)

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How many of these points were (or still are) true for you?

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Post by Atom » 12 Sep 2003 23:20

you know you're a footbag noob when-

-filling a "hacky sac"(a general kicking bag not the brand) with sand is a silly idea...

-stalling is only a delay in actual game play

- you count

- the "trampoline" is the best trick you've ever seen!!!

-you try to name your "new move"...frogger!!!!

-you think cross trainers are gods gift to footbaggers...
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Post by Jorden » 13 Sep 2003 08:36

Just out of curiousity: WHO'S THE ULRTANOOB???
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Post by Guest » 13 Sep 2003 08:53

probably Sam or Matt as a joke.

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Post by Panda Licker » 13 Sep 2003 08:56

wuts a trampoline?
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Post by Atom » 13 Sep 2003 19:31

trampoline is when you pull your shirt out by the waist of it...and use it like a trampoline to fling a footbag into the air...it can be done on the front and the back....kinda sucks if your footbag is filthy.
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Post by FootbagginBum » 14 Sep 2003 08:01

ooh, in the back, super fun shit man...try that shit in a game of net dude, wicked awesome.
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Post by Zeke » 16 Sep 2003 15:58

...when you walk into a shred circle, pull your crocheted footbag out of your pocket and ask, "you guys want to play with a real sac?"


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Post by MegaFighter_X » 16 Sep 2003 16:38

LMAO! Good one!

-When after you get lavers you STILL refer to a clipper kick and it's varients by "jester."
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Post by Jorden » 16 Sep 2003 19:14

- when a butterfly is a "super jester stall"
- when a mirage is an "inverted toe jester stall" :roll:
- when a pendulum is "that trick where you throw it over your head"

These are true for most of the "hackers" in my school. None of em can hit these. This is how they try to explain it to ME when requesting tricks. :roll: :roll:
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Post by Atom » 16 Sep 2003 19:43

I know a fella who says he always called mirage, "the impossible"....because to a regular circle kicker, that move is near to impossible. The dexterity required is beyond anything they would ever do...
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Post by MegaFighter_X » 17 Sep 2003 10:54

I don't know how they came up with the inverted toe jester stall... I cna't even begin to comprehend that....
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Post by Zeke » 17 Sep 2003 13:33

... when calling people you have never met to get together and kick is not an idea you would even seriously consider. I might be confusing "noob" with "hacker" on this one.

... when you say, "A $30 hack?!?!?!?!?!"

...when all you can hit are toe stalls, jesters, and super jesters and at your first tournment you ask someone, " So, you think I should go intermediate?"

... when you sew up the hole on your sandbag.


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Post by swiftkick » 22 Sep 2003 19:16

...when dragonflyer is an "impossible" jester...
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Post by qphox » 23 Sep 2003 10:57

cicazshred wrote:... when you sew up the hole on your sandbag.
No way man! I totally sewed up a hole in a Freedom bag I had, and that thing lasted 3 more months. :)

I enjoyed the "Thirty dollar hack?!" one though. I totally said that once. :P
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Post by Spadrick » 24 Sep 2003 18:40

Atomic_FootOrgasm wrote:I know a fella who says he always called mirage, "the impossible"....because to a regular circle kicker, that move is near to impossible. The dexterity required is beyond anything they would ever do...
Yea Atom, now look at him tho! He can hit mirage 9/10 times, and he can link them too.

"All is possible with the right amount of dedication and practice"

I remember you telling me that you would never get clipper. Now you have it BOTH SIDES.

I said I would never be able to ripwalk after seeing Eric Wulff do it on footbag.org (before I could even clipper). And now I can.

Its progress, and I think that Noobs should even be treated with respect, cause those that have the potential can and will make it to the level that you are at now. (Unless they chickenscratch your mr. sandman, then you should opt out on respect and introduce your foot to their knees).

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Post by LameR » 28 Sep 2003 21:59

Atomic_FootOrgasm wrote:trampoline is when you pull your shirt out by the waist of it...and use it like a trampoline to fling a footbag into the air...it can be done on the front and the back....kinda sucks if your footbag is filthy.
no man you gotta do that and then have it come back down and put it under your shirt, then flip it back out, that's how the true newbs do it!!!

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Post by Mystic Foot » 29 Sep 2003 16:24

ShredPirate wrote:-when your name isn't Chris Pinkus.
chris pinkus!!
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Post by Whatsfootbag? » 29 Sep 2003 16:53

you know your a footbag newbie when you think its stupid to break a sweat due to hackin

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