You know you're addicted to footbag if..... (add your own)

BalinorNZ · Post by **BalinorNZ** » 23 Jun 2005 23:02

bigdirtyfoot wrote:When you have sex with your unfinished footbags to provide the perfect filler, before stitching the sucker up.

ROFL

Asmus · Post by **Asmus** » 30 Jun 2005 12:14

When you are counting adds instead of sheeps when you want to sleep!
LMAO!

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 30 Jun 2005 14:33

when asked to close your eyes an say the first thing that comes to mind... FOOTBAG.

Chema · Post by **Chema** » 11 Aug 2005 22:14

Maraxus wrote:When you have played butt ass motha fuckin naked.

I find that I can actually hit harder dex tricks when naked, as long as they're not clipping tricks (no inside surface on your foot... that gives me an idea for a good Shoe Goo experiment...)

You know you're addicted when you have a bag you're breaking-in in one hand and you're air shredding with your feet all while on the crapper.

SlashC · Post by **SlashC** » 11 Aug 2005 23:24

Chema wrote: You know you're addicted when you have a bag you're breaking-in in one hand and you're air shredding with your feet all while on the crapper.

I'm pretty sure that's called masturbating.

Xain · Post by **Xain** » 12 Aug 2005 06:49

...when your friends and girlfriend(s) get jealous that you like footbag better than you like them

...when you work out so you can hit bigger tricks.

...when whenever you got to a store that has shoes and look for ones that might be good for footbag

I think this one's been said...when you scan crowds for someone wearing lavers.

Torn · Post by **Torn** » 12 Aug 2005 09:24

Reading through all posts I really have to admit that I am heavily addicted..

..when you don't care about being addicted and that only confirms that you have to shred more today and tomorrow etc...

..when you forget eating and drinking and loose your sense of time because the only thing that occupies you is and will always be : FOOTBAG

..when you feel like throwing up after a very hard string but you still don't think about stopping because you want to do that string again just to know whether that was luck or you're really getting better...

..when you dedicate songs you play (guitar for me) to your footbags

..if good weather only means "footbag conditions nice" to you

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 12 Aug 2005 14:34

...when you agree to meet up with someone you met first online

as long as its in a public place

Xain wrote:I think this one's been said...when you scan crowds for someone wearing lavers.

every morning i walk to work at 7:30 and along the way there is always a group of asian men squatting on the sidewalk outside of a convenience store (which is interesting in of itself...its definitely cultural. they sit there most of the day discussing and buying lottery tickets. in case it seems like it, i dont look down on them, nor do i generalize asians as doing this. i hate political correctness.) and one of them has blue lavers. i stare at them everyday...i think the guy has been noticing lately

EDIT- i realized i didnt go indepth enough at the beginning of this post. Mitko from Bulgeria is staying in Boston for a month and so he contacted me on modified to see if i wanted to kick. i told my parents i was going to kick with a guy i met online, and they thought i was insane and told me to be careful. only then did i realize it frankly is somewhat insane

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » 12 Aug 2005 23:27

I saw in dream today that I shredded naked infront of some people who I know.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 13 Aug 2005 07:50

... if you've recently spent hundreds of dollars on shoes and freestyle footbags even if you don't shred much anymore

shreddaily · Post by **shreddaily** » 13 Aug 2005 22:56

...you avoid stairs in order to keep strength for your shuffle game.
...the only time you leave the yard is to hit up a footbag jam
...you post in this thread

Badnfluenc · Post by **Badnfluenc** » 13 Aug 2005 23:08

...when you call in sick for work to make it to a session
...when you constantly think up sick 3's or combos in your head
...when you know you have to work in an hour, yet you shred anyways
...when you have business cards for your club

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 15 Aug 2005 09:20

-Whenever you hear the words "flurry, fog, or haze" in the weather report and immediately think of footbag.
-Whenever you hear footbag tricks uttered in rap songs and wish the accompanying video was footbag related.
-Whenever you post to this thread.

~peace
Damon

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 16 Aug 2005 04:49

...when you know - and I mean, KNOW - that you would have killed yourself a long time ago if it wasn't for the release that footbag gives you. To love footbag = to love life. Therefore, footbag = life.

Uranos · Post by **Uranos** » 16 Aug 2005 04:53

hahaha nice Gareth

When you spend like all your time trying to come up with a good call in this thread to show that your addicted...that was me

dragonhack · Post by **dragonhack** » 16 Aug 2005 12:09

if you take a fall off of a 2 story building and a month and a half later you start shredding while youre knee is still healing from knee surgery from a fractured platella, and you can still pull off a few tricks first try....WOO HOOO

pips · Post by **pips** » 16 Aug 2005 12:27

...when you miss it like crazy and attempt to play it, although you are pregnant and can't really do it.

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 16 Aug 2005 15:43

...when saying "I footed your mom" becomes a great punchline.

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 17 Aug 2005 01:20

pips wrote:...when you miss it like crazy and attempt to play it, although you are pregnant and can't really do it.

Yeah, I know what that's like.... hang on.

Does having a beer gut count as the same thing?

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 17 Aug 2005 05:13

When you are really careful not to get hurt at all when doing other stuff becuase you know that you cant play if you are hurt