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You know what tops all of these vehicles in sheer ugliness? Those "H2's." Hideous I tell you. They turned an all terrain vehicle, capable of towing 10x it's own weight, meant for mounting .50 cals, and mark-19s onto, with the ability to easily move over many types of different terrain with it's angled axles... into a shitty luxury vehicle. A luxury vehicle, with no off road abilities of any kind, a shitty engine that has no towing ability of any kind, (those things can't even beat my old as hell 96 suburban), but still uses twice as much gasoline, and it's driven... by SOCCER MOMS!!! WTF!!! I saw a dude, smaller than me (And I'm not a big guy by any means.), in his 30s, in a business suit, driving a hummer last week. I wanted to hit him in the face SOOOOOOO bad. I mean I REALLY wanted to, not like you look and someone and say, "He needs to be hit.", you know, sarcastically, I WANTED to hit him so bad...
That all aside, back to the point. They're UGLY as sin. (I'm talking about killing babies kind of sin... They're uglier than babies in a blender.) You're driving a box (An expensive low quality piece of shit box at that.), for Christ's sake. I would personally rather be seen in a 1985 Cutless Sierra, than in a civi-hummer
That all aside, back to the point. They're UGLY as sin. (I'm talking about killing babies kind of sin... They're uglier than babies in a blender.) You're driving a box (An expensive low quality piece of shit box at that.), for Christ's sake. I would personally rather be seen in a 1985 Cutless Sierra, than in a civi-hummer
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Sorry for double post but...
If you have the god damn money for something as expensive as a hummer... Forget it. They don't make you look cool. If you're looking for luxury and trying to look badass, get this. Because THAT'S sexy shit right there. I personally would kill for that. (Not kidding either.)
If you have the god damn money for something as expensive as a hummer... Forget it. They don't make you look cool. If you're looking for luxury and trying to look badass, get this. Because THAT'S sexy shit right there. I personally would kill for that. (Not kidding either.)
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Jesus' PT is silver.. And I totally agree man.. civilian hummers suck so much ass it's not funny. They're not good looking.... They suck gas like a dirty friday night whore I.E. : Fast, expensive, and in the end you feel cheated out of hard earned money.
I hate them so damned much....
I hate them so damned much....
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Re: Something Offensive!!
Damn, Nick from 4 years ago.. You're an ass hat
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