Rap Battles #2

floyd · Post by **floyd** » 22 Dec 2004 17:07

One on one,
or however you like,
That wasn't my sister bro
the drink I bought you was spiked,
Then I left you locked in Cameron's bedroom
and he rode you like a bike.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 23 Dec 2004 00:30

Tired I've grown
my skills been shown
I don't wanna moan
but im done with this show
but before I go away
here's some nonsense
go shorty it's your birthday
Whatcha worth on ebay?
I'd say I'm wanted in the worst way
the hurst may lay you in the dirt-tay flirtay
You's a joke, smoke you like coke and poke
fun at your parents for glarin, why they starin?
and I'm not caring, but the staring's gotta stop
before I drop tops and flop like a mop, time for me to pop
like pilsbury, watch my fury, hot like curry
in a hurry, and never slurry
If you worry, that my curry
will run right through you like pepto
or burn you like a clepto
making everyone jealous except fo
me, you see I can't feel my own jealousy
As trippy as that idea would be, we should be
paying me respect, I protect the integrity of the shred sanctuary
and those who rhyme within
this crap you rap is a sin
as I scratch my chin with a grin
these thoughts from within, distributin
is my contribution to the solution isnt computin
i press F7 then F4 then punch a few more
but deplore no answer to the problem faced
disgraced i retract back to the drawing board
nowhere I go with this fucked up flow
I dont know, I guess I'll go.

ashleyd · Post by **ashleyd** » 23 Dec 2004 07:24

Ive only posted 1 other rap so its time I prevail
Rapping isn't something specified for a male.
My style will never grow old it just increases
I guess this is when I rip you up into pieces?
A lot of everyones game is just smoke and mirror,
when you watch me it couldn't be clearer.
I have many 5's I can so easily link,
Be advised, you should not blink,
I got more ice than a skating rink,
Your stepping in quick sand and you'll surely sink,
I bust so many combos I don't have any time to think.
Heres where I get personal and I'm talking to you all,
you guys must look between your legs and see something small.
but rapping on the Internet makes you feel ample
no thanks. i would definitely not like a sample.
I don't need to work cause I already have a money pile,
your jobs motto is "We love to see you smile."
Now get ready, cuz the rhymes that I drop will be heavy,
I got 20 inch rims, and your pushing your Chevy
sisqo likes that thong thong thong thong thong,
when your mama wears one it looks wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
although there are a few good raps most of everyones shit is lame
I think you should spend less time on the forums and more on your game
whipping your ass isn't my passion,
but i have to admit its fun handing out a lashing.
I need to get outta here cause I have checks to be cashing.
This is when I gotta be dashing.

(nothing personal...especially whats inbetween your legs.)

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 23 Dec 2004 08:27

my lyrical tactics are like vocal gymnastics
the outcome is drastic when you battle me plastic
keyboards typing warlords forlorne cardboard
cuttouts of rappers

you scamper at my verbal banter
bombs falling
gamma rays calling grim reaper by your side
theres no where to run son
no where to hide

so abide by the law that im better than ya
if you open your jaw boy it will get knocked off
like a toy soldier cannon fodder mental jimmy hoffas daughter
you splatters spotters of red stain on your white shirt
before your rap interview
just look at you, it hurts
you didnt put tampax on your nipple squirt

good thing im the ceo of niagara falls
ill read your pathetic flows before I go ball
you look like ure up against a wall

Thanks yall,
we'll give you a call

haha NOT!!

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 23 Dec 2004 10:45

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 23 Dec 2004 10:53

floyd wrote: Down here we fuck sheep , Can you to comprehend the pleasure?

I just said they were around, you put the dick in your mouth
don't get pissed at me for what you do with your self
Can me be of pleasure comprehension ?
I can barely make out your lyrical intention
I know it's sucks and sometimes it gets expensive
but come on dude go get some education
leave the sheep to themselves and get some friggin wenches

You keep fronting, about, Your hood and and your clout,

nine four six one zero doesn't need an explanation
myself, I've only been in one altercation
one gun shot and I put my face on the pavement
one more shot as I layed there just facing him
I sqeezed off three and started running like racing men
my whole fams been caught up in some home invasions
crazed men after drugs charging into our places
I'm living with people who've been mugged on the streets
I've been mugged on the streets but I got that thug beat
homeless people love me cuz I've been bringing the eats
While your back on your island gang banging the sheep
claiming I"m fake but I'm still saying your weak
new zealand, few are feeling a thing that you speak
Why not retire now and accept your defeat.
before I go tony hawk and grind your technique
and kick flip your style from here to next week.

Michal (Hadul) Hadas · Post by **Michal (Hadul) Hadas** » 23 Dec 2004 11:44

First of all buy new trainers,
New Balance, Climas, or lavers,
Now i have a word about breakin' in the bag
Dont order a crappy hacky sack,
Just buy an abhire, lonn, carol!
Then break it slowly,
Don't make holes in it,
Because your footbag may fray to shit
You must find sports hall or shred in home,
Place is one of most important things of all,
Start with easy trick like toe,
And listen to the song - Breaking the law,
Then try to hit miratge, ATW, legover, torque
You must be vegeterian so don't eat a pork!
If you don't eat meat, you are cool guy,
If you are, if you see a meat shop, you'r so high,
But just back to footbag, important thing.
Just kick the bag, don't think about bling bling!
So i can't think of more cool words,
My english is poor, but it can still be worse.

hatefreefreestyler · Post by **hatefreefreestyler** » 26 Dec 2004 18:06

Put yourself in my position
cause after my flow you guys are gonna be quttin
cause my flows are tight and no one rhymes could put up a fight.
except maybe ashley cause shes just alrite.

you think your cool cause you can diss on some chicken
whos raps aren't even close to yo mamas knittin.
i could take everyone in here out
not to dinner you dumbass
i can't believe you didn't figure that out

quantum balance i forgot your real name
but your from missoula i think,
anyway your rhymes are so lame
go ahead and try and take me out but,
you best watch out cause
im a real rapper repping oaktown

it didn't take me long to type this rhyme out
unlike you my rhymes just come out of my mouth.
all of this was a freestyle that i wrote down.
so Next time you put up a challenge think of me
cause we got a reall shredder repping oak harbor

HOLLA

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 26 Dec 2004 20:29

Well its to bad you all though you were good
cuz Im here to kick all you out this hood
this isnt a rap like you hear on the tube
but i thought some of you could do better than a noob

none of you got style
thats right your stuff is shit
so ill throw my 2 cents ont the pile
to cover your bad freestylin with it

Ive done the tricks
thats right i hit 'em all
How come I succeed where all of you fall
its easy just kick the damn ball, in the hall, in the mall, booty call

Its easy to see who the king is here
so i'll back down and give you a chance
but no one can come near
to a rap that will put you in a trance
like the one you just read
its better than sliced bread
so go on and take a try
but be careful, youve been warned
i dont want anyones heart gettin torn

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 26 Dec 2004 20:40

I'm the rappinest rap master
Don't tell me this don't rhyme or flow or sound good
I am mad at all the other people in this thread
your flows are shitty and mine is not
check it one check it two
This be the fattest of the wraps
Windsors the maddest of the baps
I'm the miggedy mosher yall
here me and feel me I rap so hard
dont be frontin

edit: oh yeah, and I am hard too.

hatefreefreestyler · Post by **hatefreefreestyler** » 26 Dec 2004 21:09

this kid is all up in my grill
he gets near me again and ill straight take his girl
He talks so big but he wears clothes so small
out in texas they don't even have a mall

Think again before posting in here
cause next time we won't be drinking beer

but you stick to what you used to lite,
this is gonna be like a mike tyson muhamad Ali Fight
One hit from me you know you gonna lose your sight
thats right i move like a butterfly and dex like a bee
and you know you ain't gonna get near me
Im the best emcee that there will ever be
you'll see me on your tv when your seventy.
And ill still be the best emcee
So ima gonna leave with a note in your head

CAN"T TOUCH THIS,
SO GO TO BED

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 26 Dec 2004 22:57

hatefreefreestyler wrote:this kid is all up in my grill
he gets near me again and ill straight take his girl
He talks so big but he wears clothes so small
out in texas they don't even have a mall

Think again before posting in here
cause next time we won't be drinking beer

but you stick to what you used to lite,
this is gonna be like a mike tyson muhamad Ali Fight
One hit from me you know you gonna lose your sight
thats right i move like a butterfly and dex like a bee
and you know you ain't gonna get near me
Im the best emcee that there will ever be
you'll see me on your tv when your seventy.
And ill still be the best emcee
So ima gonna leave with a note in your head

CAN"T TOUCH THIS,
SO GO TO BED

this was the saddest thing i ever read

LameR · Post by **LameR** » 27 Dec 2004 00:08

zachatree wrote:
hatefreefreestyler wrote:this kid is all up in my grill
he gets near me again and ill straight take his girl
He talks so big but he wears clothes so small
out in texas they don't even have a mall

Think again before posting in here
cause next time we won't be drinking beer

but you stick to what you used to lite,
this is gonna be like a mike tyson muhamad Ali Fight
One hit from me you know you gonna lose your sight
thats right i move like a butterfly and dex like a bee
and you know you ain't gonna get near me
Im the best emcee that there will ever be
you'll see me on your tv when your seventy.
And ill still be the best emcee
So ima gonna leave with a note in your head

CAN"T TOUCH THIS,
SO GO TO BED

this was the saddest thing i ever read

You must be sick in the head.

hatefreefreestyler · Post by **hatefreefreestyler** » 27 Dec 2004 00:10

Zach next time just call me out
its ok though i know your just a chiken now
Next time just step up and i will accept your challenge
no need for u too get so unbalanced.

Your feet are like dolphin flippers
thats probbally why you don't even have a strong side clipper
So go ahead lay down your rymes
they suck so bad they make mine look like land mines

ok so maybe im not the best
but be damn sure i would put you to rest
Your rhymes make your daddy wanna put on a pink vest
and your momma really does havea flat chest
maybe you can tell me one more time
o wait nevermind cause for your rhymes
no one would even pay a dime

(just flowing man no offense)

footjoe · Post by **footjoe** » 29 Dec 2004 18:01

you people think you are good at ryming

its all in the lips and not that shit they call "timing"

dont make me put you all in a trap ,

and then throw down that batlle rap,

when the time comes and your looking for help

your mouth is gonna be full of plankton and kelp

just think next time before you try to bust big

and shut your face you dirty little pig.

lmfao hahaah i dont know how i did that

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 03 Jan 2005 16:42

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 04 Jan 2005 07:48

Nice one damon.

Also I cant wait to see you on TV when I'm seventee. (BRILLIANT!)

shredj · Post by **shredj** » 04 Jan 2005 16:32

you find me offensive
i find you offensive
shit this is the same verse i just did this
when am i gonna come to my good senses
probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
my spider senses tellin me Spiderman is nearby and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass cannaster god damnit Dre where is the god damn beat?
anyway
anyway i dont know how else to put it
this is the only thing that im good at
i am the bad guy, Kryptonite the green chronic
demonic
yup yup dont worry im on it
i got it
high fived nick lechey
stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
and as she blew around the room like a baloon
i grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trashcan and headed straight back to the neverland ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich
and i dont even gotta make no god damn sense
i jus did a whole song and i didnt say shit!

floyd · Post by **floyd** » 04 Jan 2005 17:36

Man the above rap is fuckin tight.
But it like I've heard it somewhere before...
Wait, was it only last night
Get a fuckin' life Slim Dick and read the copyright.

Guess who's back, back again,
Someone who writes his own shit
And who's balls swing in the wind.
That's right I'm broadcasting in from the wild windy city,
Keeps the posers away and the ladies titties pretty
'bout time you looked up plagurism in your dictionary,
Well I claim Cam's sister like a fuckin' missionary,
Missionary, fuck that, we'll be swinging from the ceiling fan,
Like a 16 year girl, making pearls from the sand.
Tequlila in hand, what's the bet you can't understand,
Half cause you style's bland, half cause you ain't ever going to be the leader of the band.
Bringing in the New Year with the roudiest band,
Of freestylers, yeah bitch,
and Tough muther fuckers.
It's amazing how the people surrounding you
can make any night a fuckin' ruckus,
Can't Touch this,
I mean, who the fuck spat that line,
The same stupid fuck who watches his mother hanging out her stained leopard skin g-strings every morning on the washing line.
See, half that guys shit,
it didn't even rhyme,
First I was kinda forgiven,
figured you was foriegn or something,
but now I have it figured out
the tool you using ain't working
Now I think about it, it was obvious you don't have a clue what you sez
Making a complete limp-dick of yourself in public, like an impotenent Fez.

Now there's something I'm forgetting,
the guy who's sister I was was wetting,
getting wet, drippity-drip,causing her to be sweating
had a check the other day and guess what,
I caught the bug,
Now your whole family's fucked,
I'm heading there now with a fuckin' mack truck
I've already torn your sister's hole
so it's time to rip another in her butt,
I've had enough diseases from her before,
but this one's making my body give up.

But still Cam, quit clutching,
quit grabbing at straws,
in fact quit grabbing in general,
leave that shit for the boards...
Do you understand what I'm saying,
can you hear the same chords,

No? Here you go then,
I'll explain it quite simply,
Your style is whack,
and sister gave me VD.

Drinking vomit and taking punches like Ken, or Spink
Many Men couldn't handle the speed at which I think, the colours we drink,
This tough guy will grab your throat, and put you to sleep.
In the middle of the main street,
make Jackass look like Chong and Cheech,
Half asleep and mixing up smorgasboard meals
so that shit looks like diarohhea from Xiangie
Haha, you fucked up, did that even make sense?
That's the problem when you bitch-out, tucken-up in bed,
Fuck, I must be getting tired, I'm not sure if all has been said,
My knees have got bed-sores, from drilling your arse til' it bled.
That's me then,
I'm out,
i've got a few more important things to do
When I meet you face-2-face, I'll show you how we do.