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Post by DoctorJay » 20 Apr 2005 03:41

nice threat


Star sheriffs ( Ramrod) vs thunder cats


hellboy vs achilles ( i think that's a god one)

dracula vs van helsing

hulk vs wolverine


it is so cool to remember all the comics I 've seen when I was 10 years old



He-Man vs Superman



Q ( Startrek) vs The old one ( babylon 5)



odo vs data


james bond vs snake( metal gear solid)
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Post by Asmus » 20 Apr 2005 04:52

[quote="BainbridgeShred"]Vasek Vs Jordan

Michael Jordan Vs Vasek? I think Michael "Air" Jordan would win..

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Post by footjoe » 20 Apr 2005 05:28

Ales VS James Bond , I think Ales would own him
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Post by Jeremy » 20 Apr 2005 05:59

Ales would beat anybody in a fight...

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Post by Sporatical_Distractions » 20 Apr 2005 09:00

Starsky vs Hutch?
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Post by Zeke » 20 Apr 2005 09:51

DoctorJay wrote:hulk vs wolverine

He-Man vs Superman

james bond vs snake( metal gear solid)

I think Wolverine would have a slight chance over savage green hulk. Wolvie would have an obvious speed and agility advantage and could duck, dodge and weave all day while slashing to his heart's content. I'm not sure if he could do any permanant serious damage to Hulk though. If Hulk just keeps swinging and missing without sustaining any serious damage he would just be bored and/or annoyed and would eventually go, "RARGHH... LEEEV HULK UHLONE, RAAARGH!!!!!" then jump off into the distance (3 miles aproximately). OK, maybe thats a stalemate, not so much a win for Logan.

Now... if Wolvie was feeling scrappy and shanked Hullkster in the 'nether regions'... then,"HULK WILL SMASH!" I could see him jumping off somewhere then dumping about 50 tons of rock on Wolvie. Wolverine is tough and has that healing factor... but at that point he's still a hairy prick under a lot of rock. Hulk wins.

I dunno, I can think of many more ways this fight can go, I think it all depends on how pissed off the combatants are. Personally, Im not sure if Wolverine has any chance against any of the smarter versions of the Hulk.

Oh, and Superman and Snake over their respective opponants. Easily.
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Post by Splint » 20 Apr 2005 14:57

Sorry C-Fan...I'd go with Charles Barkley also.

Lion force Voltron would woop every incarnation of Power Rangers.

I think Hulk would beat the living shit out of Wolverine. For all of Wolverine's agility, he is too hot headed and would go in for a direct attack on the Hulk. The Hulk's most powerful ability comes from his anger... the angrier he gets the stronger he gets. So really his strength capabilites are off the charts. If he got a hold of Wolverine he's likely even be capable of crunching his Adamantium laced bones into scrap metal.


Since we're on The Hulk. How about...

The Incredible HULK vs. The Unstoppable JUGGERNAUT
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Post by Zeke » 20 Apr 2005 16:00

Splint wrote:Lion force Voltron would woop every incarnation of Power Rangers.
Hell yeah, thank you.

Splint wrote:Since we're on The Hulk. How about...

The Incredible HULK vs. The Unstoppable JUGGERNAUT
Oh, great fight! That's epic. They're both so evenly matched... They would go on for days, if not weeks or months obliterating everything in the area. I dunno, I'd have to read up on Juggernauts other magical based powers first... this match-up did show up in one of the Hulk issues but it was really lame.
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Post by C-Fan » 20 Apr 2005 16:24

If you want a really good comic book fight, pick up Incredible Hulk #350. It`s grey Hulk vs. the Thing, when the Thing was pumped up. It`s an incredibly good fight, one of the best I`ve ever read.

Superman vs. Batman in the 4th issue of `The Dark Knight Returns` is also epic.

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Post by Zeke » 20 Apr 2005 17:30

C-Fan wrote:Superman vs. Batman in the 4th issue of `The Dark Knight Returns` is also epic.
I LOVE THAT ONE!

I can't remember wich issue of Thor it was but it's one of his first encounters with the Hulk and it was a hell of a fight too. Superman vs. Captain Marvel in Kingdom Come #4 also comes to mind. If anyone's interested, click Marvel Directory to look up Marvel character's bios and abilities.

I got one for you Ken, best team of the Lakers dynasty vs. best team of the Bulls dynasty in a best of 7 series.
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Post by C-Fan » 20 Apr 2005 17:45

By `dynasty,` I guess you mean the Showtime Lakers of the 80s, right? The best Lakers team ever was actually back in 71-72, but that wasn`t a dynasty. That`s definitely a hard question... and despite growing up a big Bulls fan, it`d be hard to bet against the Lakers. Magic, Kareem, and Worthy on the same team? And look at the role players too... Cooper and Rambis... hard to beat.

Back to comics, another great fight is Batman vs. the Mutant leader in the mudhole in Ish#2 of the Dark Knight Returns. I also really enjoyed the fight in Batman: Year One, the third issue in that arc when Batman fights an entire police squadron by himself, with almost no weapons. Too good.

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Post by Zeke » 20 Apr 2005 17:56

BATMAN BATTLE ROYALE!

Who do you think would be the last man standing between Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and just for shits and giggles the animated Batman?
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Post by C-Fan » 20 Apr 2005 18:11

Isn`t Christian Bale going to be the next Batman? My money would definitely be on Adam West.

Comic book fights: Captain America vs. Crossbones, and Red Skull vs. Kingpin, both fights in Captain America #378. Good issue.

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Post by Zeke » 20 Apr 2005 18:26

unanswered:
-what if Ghost Rider gave Galactus the penance stare?

-"Sugar" Ray Leonard (in his prime) v. "Sugar" Shane Mosley.

-pixie's vs. unicorns
and not like one pixie vs. one unicorn, like an all out battle between a swarm of pixies and a couple unicorns.

-ren vs. stimpy

-Star sheriffs ( Ramrod) vs thunder cats

-hellboy vs achilles ( i think that's a god one)

-dracula vs van helsing

-Q ( Startrek) vs The old one ( babylon 5)

-odo vs data

-Starsky vs Hutch?

-The Incredible HULK vs. The Unstoppable JUGGERNAUT



second opinion:

-Matt Kain vs. Dr. Evil?

-He-Man vs Superman

-james bond vs snake( metal gear solid)
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Post by C-Fan » 20 Apr 2005 18:42

Zeke wrote:unanswered:
-what if Ghost Rider gave Galactus the penance stare?


-Matt Kain vs. Dr. Evil?

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Galactus would likely be unaffected. The penance stare makes them feel pain if they have guilt, but if they did something with a clear conscience, they`d be OK. Like when GR gave the stare to Morbius. He had killed lots of people, but only because he needed to survive. So it hurt him, but he didn`t have true guilt, so it didn`t have a big effect. Since then, he vowed to only drink the blood of criminals. But yeah, I think Galactus doesn`t feel moral qualms about eating inhabited worlds, since its part of the natural order for him.

As for the second matchup, my money is on Matt. Not only is Dr. Evil pretty incompetent (laser barracuda trap anybody?), but Matt Kain wins every argument I have ever seen him post in. So Matt wins this one easily.

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Post by B_Man » 20 Apr 2005 18:53

Jaws vs Free Willy :?:
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Post by Zeke » 20 Apr 2005 22:35

Jaws.
There's nothing scary about anything called 'Willy' :wink:
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Post by HackingGanesh » 20 Apr 2005 23:19

Haha, since when does Free Willy fight?
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Post by Splint » 20 Apr 2005 23:51

Zeke wrote:BATMAN BATTLE ROYALE!

Who do you think would be the last man standing between Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and just for shits and giggles the animated Batman?
Maaannnn.... Adam West would Fuck everybody's ass...........up :lol:

Actually if you really wanted to make it a Batman Battle Royale you'd include Stacy Harris and Matt Crowley who both played the voice of Batman in the Radio Serial's and you'd also include Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery who played Batman in the Big Screen Serials in 1943 and 1949 respectively.


Ooo... How about George Reeves (original TV Superman) vs. Christopher Reeve.
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Post by delakong » 21 Apr 2005 06:10

unanswered:
-what if Ghost Rider gave Galactus the penance stare?
I agree with Ken on this one. It's like asking "what is Ghost Rider gave a tiger the penance stare?"

-"Sugar" Ray Leonard (in his prime) v. "Sugar" Shane Mosley.
It's my question but I love watching Sugar Ray Leonard box. He is the greatest.

-pixie's vs. unicorns
and not like one pixie vs. one unicorn, like an all out battle between a swarm of pixies and a couple unicorns.
Pixies have magic. So do Unicorns. But a swarm of pixies v. a couple unicorns? Pixies swarm and destroy.

-ren vs. stimpy
Ren. Stimpy's an eeeedddiot.

-Star sheriffs ( Ramrod) vs thunder cats
I don't remember Star Sheriffs (it just reminds me of Bravestar) and I think Thunder Cats are the shit so the Cats win.

-hellboy vs achilles ( i think that's a god one)
I don't know who achilles is unless you're talking about the fella from the Trojan war.

-dracula vs van helsing
Van Helsing. Now Van Henlsing v. Lestat would be interesting. Not really, Lestat would destroy.

-Q ( Startrek) vs The old one ( babylon 5)
Don't know who The Old One is so it would be unfair of me to answer since I don't really care about Q.

-odo vs data
Data.

-Starsky vs Hutch?
Hutch. He would fight dirty.

-The Incredible HULK vs. The Unstoppable JUGGERNAUT
Juggernaut is the man!!!!! He was probably in my top five comic book characters.


second opinion:

-Matt Kain vs. Dr. Evil?
See Ken's post.

-He-Man vs Superman
Superman slaughters He-Man. Come on, who choses their super hero name to be He-Man?

-james bond vs snake( metal gear solid)
Which Snake. Liquid, Solid, or Solidus. Either way they all kill bond. They're just to bad ass in hand to hand. James Bond wins on the gadgets though.

Havok v. Superman
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