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Post by Zeke » 21 Apr 2005 22:41

Havok would keep Superman at a distance for a while with his plasma blasts but eventualy Clark's speed and invulnurability would make the difference in this match. I think Clark could take one or two direct hits from Havok but would eventually learn to avoid it and close in for an easy knock out.

I can see Superman underestimating Alex's power, though. Havok could hit Clark in the air, stunning him and keep hitting him with blast after blast. It would be like shooting the cans in that old nintendo game, Hogan's Alley :wink: Eventually he would use up his reserves well before he could really damage Superman I think.

Did anyone see Havok use a gamma powered plasma blast against the Hulk? Nearly burned Hulk to his bones! Nearly. Hulk came back and wiped the floor with X-Factor soon after.
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Post by C-Fan » 21 Apr 2005 22:57

Havok would probably lose against anybody with superspeed, and Superman has invulnerability as well. So no contest, Supes wins that one.

How about: Grendel vs. Storm Shadow?

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Post by Zeke » 21 Apr 2005 23:02

C-Fan wrote:Superman has invulnerability as well
You mean he's not 'invulnurable'? Damn :oops:
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Post by Splint » 21 Apr 2005 23:12

In He-Man vs. Superman He-Man does have one bit of leverage. His sword is Magic and aside from Kryptonite that is the only other thing that Superman is vulnerable to. I still give it to Supey though.
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Post by Zeke » 21 Apr 2005 23:17

He could use his heat vision and burn away He-man's loin cloth. As He-man is running away for cover Supes could fly over and punch him in the back of that stupid haircut :lol:
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Post by Uranos » 22 Apr 2005 04:58

C-Fan wrote:How about: Grendel vs. Storm Shadow?
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Post by skoxn » 22 Apr 2005 05:28

TEAM MATCH


Nightcrawler & Spawn vs. Venom & Toad


Uhhh, what a hard match! It´s set up to 3 rounds!!!

who will win?



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Post by Blackend » 22 Apr 2005 08:59

The Terminator would kick Predator's ass! Come on, he's a teeurmunata!
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Post by slapdash21 » 22 Apr 2005 09:22

y'know who's a bitch? thats right, the green lantern. Cap'n Crunch could probably kick his ass in a fight. especially if he was backed by a ship filled with crunch-berries...
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Post by Zeke » 22 Apr 2005 09:51

Predator or Terminator?
In a random meeting, one on one match I would give it to the predator over your standard 'Arnold' model terminator. If we're talking about armies vs armies then I say terminators. All the advanced technoligy would make this a very cool fight to see.
Nightcrawler & Spawn vs. Venom & Toad...
It´s set up to 3 rounds!!!
Nightcrawler would whoop Toads ass easily. Although they might be equally matched in agility Toad would probably never really defend himself against 'Crawler's stick and move strategy. Venom is really formidable but a combined effort of Spawn and Nightcrawler would take him down eventually. EDIT: Toad gets knocked out 30 seconds in the first round and the match continues 2 on 2 :wink: . I give it another 2 rounds for for the team of Spawn and 'Crawler to get in synch and take down Venom. Venom would put up a hell of a fight but would eventualy be overwhelmed.

green lantern
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Post by delakong » 22 Apr 2005 10:07

Green Lantern v. Capt. Crunch & the Crunch Berries

Hmm, Greeny is a bitch, but that ring is pretty powerful. Capt. Crunch isn't much of a fighter but those Crunch Berries are powerfully delicious.
I think Green Lantern would succumb to the temptation of the Crunch Berries and get full. After he got full, he'd be tired and take a nap. While he was napping the Capt. would make it happen (hahahaha, I'm so gay) and crush him with the big ass Capt. Crunch ship.

I'm with Zeke on the other two. The team match was hard for me to decide on because of Venom, but Zeke broke it down and that's the way I think it would go. Take out Toad, team up on Venom.

Carnage v. Cyclops? (sp?)
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Post by Sporatical_Distractions » 22 Apr 2005 10:18

carnage would dominate. His powers are far superior to cyclops little pansy eyes.

charles manson or osama bin laden
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Post by delakong » 22 Apr 2005 10:36

Manson is a crazy mother, but so is Osama. Osama is trained is warfare and probably hand-to-hand combat. Manson is fuckin crazy and probably just wouldn't give a fuck. Manson can probably take some shit though, look at the swastika (sp?) HE CARVED into HIS OWN head. Not to mention he's in jail with a bunch of people that probably don't take to kindly to that kinda stuff. Osama really just tells other people what to do. WINNER.......

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And I decided to replace Cyclopes (is it with or with out the "e"?) with Wolverine!!!

Carnage v. Wolverine!!!
and don't try to put some easy victory for Logan cause Carnage is one bad mofo.
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Post by Zeke » 22 Apr 2005 10:43

Manson wins due to forfeit. Bin Laden would never show up fearing it was some CIA trap to lure him out of hiding.

EDIT: Carnage. That would be one seriously nasty, savage and bloody fight. I think Carnage just has too many weapons for Wolverine to overcome. I think... I'll look it up.


Ed Gein vs. Jeffery Dahmer. Both men are locked in a room, starving and have their left arm handcuffed to the others left arm. In their right hand is a big hard salami. Ready? FIGHT!
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Post by HG » 22 Apr 2005 12:13

Jeffery Dahmer would carve a tiny hole in the salami to simulate a little boys butthole, and then when hes done with it he would eat it. Ed gein would then punch dahmer out.
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Post by skoxn » 23 Apr 2005 04:22

Statue of liberty vs. the trojan horse


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Post by Zeke » 23 Apr 2005 12:30

The Trojan Horse is too big for any of the Statue of Liberty's openings, including her backdoor. It cannot penetrate her and release it's load.
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Post by B_Man » 23 Apr 2005 18:13

Wolverine vs Maggot
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Post by Splint » 24 Apr 2005 02:45

slapdash21 wrote:y'know who's a bitch? Green Lantern

Uh yeah, he only possesses the most powerful weapon in the known universe which is only limited by his own will power and imagination.

Seeing as how Kyle Rayner is a Cartoonist by day and Green Lantern by night I'd say he'd have the Trix Rabbit, Tucan Sam, Lucky, Snap Crackle Pop, and Tony the Tiger come out of his ring and kick the living shit out of Cap'n Crunch and all his dingleberries. :twisted:
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Post by Zeke » 24 Apr 2005 21:12

Can someone tell me breifly about Maggot?

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