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Post by C-Fan » 24 Apr 2005 23:45

There was a Dark Horse miniseries of Robocop vs. Terminator. Written and drawn by Frank Miller. The first 2 issues were good as I recall, but I didn`t get to read the last 2.

I`m happy Kyle Rainer is still GL. I thought it was so lame in the early 90s how DC and Marvel went for temporary sales boosts by `killing` or retiring classic heroes and replacing them with temporary, more violent replacements. The fact that one of the replacements managed to stick is really admirable.

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Post by Splint » 25 Apr 2005 00:07

Martha Stewart Vs. Barbara Walters
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Post by delakong » 25 Apr 2005 07:46

Martha's been to the big house (if you can call that posh jail the big house). She'd fuck Barb up.

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Post by carl winslow » 25 Apr 2005 12:44

Urkel would win, nerds are used to be picked on and have to learn how to fight. And besides stephon maurberry there are no tough guys named ste'phan.

Martha Stewart would easily snuff out barbra walters, shes got exp. with knives and she did jail time which is good for street cred. Martha would take barbra down before she had the chance to ask a hard hitting question.
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Post by Splint » 25 Apr 2005 14:58

Don't forget that Barbara has done numerous interviews with some of the toughest badasses and degenerates in the world, including rapests, murderers, terrorists and George W. :lol:

I think She'd hold her own against Martha. Though Martha has a youthful edge, comparitively speaking of course.
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Post by Blackend » 26 Apr 2005 09:48

C-Fan wrote:There was a Dark Horse miniseries of Robocop vs. Terminator. Written and drawn by Frank Miller. The first 2 issues were good as I recall, but I didn`t get to read the last 2.

I`m happy Kyle Rainer is still GL. I thought it was so lame in the early 90s how DC and Marvel went for temporary sales boosts by `killing` or retiring classic heroes and replacing them with temporary, more violent replacements. The fact that one of the replacements managed to stick is really admirable.
They had a video game on Super Nintendo about Robocop vs. Terminator, too. You got to be Robocop and go kill a bunch of Arnies.
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Post by delakong » 27 Apr 2005 12:00

Donkey Kong (from Super Smash Brothers)v. Blanca (from Street Fighter 2)

I say Donkey Kong, of course.[/b]
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Post by C-Fan » 27 Apr 2005 15:18

delakong wrote:Donkey Kong (from Super Smash Brothers)v. Blanca (from Street Fighter 2)

.[/b]
I can`t really comment on this fight. But if we were talking about Donkey Kong from Mario Kart, vs. any incarnation of Blanka, then I would pick Donkey Kong, because he`s a smart bastard. I think the fight would go something like this.

*Donkey Kong zips by on his go-kart, and drops a banana in the road. Blanka sees the Banana, Blanka-balls to get next to it and starts eating it. Donkey Kong drives back and runs over Blanka with his go-kart. GGPO Blanka.*

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Post by Seath » 27 Apr 2005 15:25

but what about his electricityness? Hed make that car blow up faster than the bonus round on the docks.
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Post by Splint » 27 Apr 2005 21:42

Wolverine vs. Sabretooth TO THE DEATH
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Post by delakong » 28 Apr 2005 05:17

Splint wrote:Wolverine vs. Sabretooth TO THE DEATH
Wolverine has already "killed" Sabretooth. I really like Victor Creed muuuuuch better than Logan. He killed him right before the whole "Age of Apocalypse (sp?)" thing started. Wolvie had him pinned to the wall (I think) with the outer two claws, said something really comic bookish, then put the middle claw right through Creed's brain (bottom of jaw to top of head) and then the crystal wave from that crystal that keeps the universe in balance ended the book and brought us to the "Age of Apocalypse". After the Apocalypse thing, it shows Creed in the hospital part of the mansion recoving from getting the new hole in his head. Turns out that Wolvie and Creed can never really die. If they do die it has to be from old age or, I guess you cut them up into tiny little pieces and make sure that the pieces can't get close enough to get back together. I wish I had a kickass healing factor. :(

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Post by Zeke » 02 May 2005 13:02

Devastator (tranformers) vs. Lion Force Volton
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Post by Zeke » 19 Aug 2005 08:55

DOUBLE POST BUMP:

HenryG vs. Tornado his own size?
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Post by sniikeri » 19 Aug 2005 09:41

Hmm, does Henry have good spins? :D

I'd want to know who'd win; Henry vs. Nathan.
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Post by Zeke » 19 Aug 2005 10:07

sniikeri wrote:Hmm, does Henry have good spins? :D
He can definately counter the tornado with a Vortex!
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Post by Nathan » 19 Aug 2005 10:09

I would destroy Henry, no contest.

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Post by footbinc » 19 Aug 2005 11:04

mohkale vs. blackend

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