Fun fact about jay boychuk

Kyle Hewitt · Post by **Kyle Hewitt** » 29 Jul 2009 20:13

Matt Cross wrote:ya, one of the best parts of worlds for me was seeing jay do the jay dance. he just loves footbag so much that he loses control of his body.

ps: @flavaflav - ya, I don't think it's a good topic either, but the replies it's getting have produced a more positive situation than arguing with Kyle has every produced.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT MATT

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 30 Jul 2009 02:04

[Moved to Kicking Circle - King Monkey]

Eric Chang · Post by **Eric Chang** » 31 Jul 2009 08:04

Worlds 2008, Vasek complimented Jay on his bags and said they were really good!

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 03 Aug 2009 11:37

Jay stitches his bags with human flesh and hair

Eric Chang · Post by **Eric Chang** » 03 Aug 2009 13:31

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:Jay stitches his bags with human flesh and hair

With the hairs that fall off of amazing players, that he secretly collects

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 04 Aug 2009 12:45

Jay fills his bags with Vasek's kidney stones, which are a conglomerate of tungsten, highly compressed calcium and some other otherworldly alloy, that drop down like flaming comets in which only Vasek can gracefully catch with his amazing clipper form (to impede its destructive force on the earth). Afterwards, Jay is then commissioned by the Czech footbag crew to extract this raw material off of Vasek's shoes so that he may process them into shot form, and then fill into footbags.

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 06 Aug 2009 13:44

lol!

Here's a fun fact about Jay Boychuck: I love him!

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 07 Aug 2009 01:34

Jay read an anatomy book, and assassinated goverment agents for their muscles. He then read a "scientific american" and sewed their muscles into his own. That's why he's so good at grifters.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 07 Aug 2009 04:55

Jay is very good at recognizing the strengths of footbagger's games and giving them props. Now he just needs to do the same with himself.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 07 Aug 2009 08:18

jay uses one case of depends underwear at every event he attends. Sometimes 2 if jorden is kicking.

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 07 Aug 2009 10:00

Jay's got tight hip muscles, especially his ql

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 07 Aug 2009 10:41

This whole thread is fame worthy

And by "whole" I'm obviously not including any of Kyle's posts

Kyle Hewitt · Post by **Kyle Hewitt** » 11 Aug 2009 12:06

BainbridgeShred wrote:This whole thread is fame worthy

And by "whole" I'm obviously not including any of Kyle's posts