Footbag jokes
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Footbag jokes
Hi all,
I'm quite surprised that no such topic exists yet... I once saw a youtube video in which a guy cracked some really funny jokes on footbag. He must have been a footbagger. Alas, this clip has been deleted, and I don't recall what his name was. The only one I remember from it is:
"What do footbag players put on their pasta? Beesauce."
Here are ones I made up:
What is Salvador Dali’s favourite footbag move? Paradox mirage.
Why does Jim Penske walk into a pub, that’s been set afire, carrying a baseball bat? To hit a blazing barfly!
Does anyone know any more? Feel free to make some up, I think we are short of them:))
I'm quite surprised that no such topic exists yet... I once saw a youtube video in which a guy cracked some really funny jokes on footbag. He must have been a footbagger. Alas, this clip has been deleted, and I don't recall what his name was. The only one I remember from it is:
"What do footbag players put on their pasta? Beesauce."
Here are ones I made up:
What is Salvador Dali’s favourite footbag move? Paradox mirage.
Why does Jim Penske walk into a pub, that’s been set afire, carrying a baseball bat? To hit a blazing barfly!
Does anyone know any more? Feel free to make some up, I think we are short of them:))
Re: Footbag jokes
The classic one is:
Q: How many footbaggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in, one to film it, and three to stand around and say "nice!"
Q: How many footbaggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in, one to film it, and three to stand around and say "nice!"
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Re: Footbag jokes
Yeah, the "screw in a lightbulb" one is my favorite -- the best footbag joke I've heard. However, I remember it a little differently --- in my recollection, it was one to screw in the bulb, one to say "Nice!" and THREE to film... the joke was, at that time, that it often seemed like there were more people filming than shredding. At least, thats how I understood it. They don't have humor on the planet that I'm from, so I sometimes don't understand jokes well if I'm not paying close attention.
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The Ministry of Silly Walks
NYFA
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Re: Footbag jokes
I heard a footbag joke about 9/11 a few years ago, but I think a few people on this forum would find it offensive so I'll keep it to private discussions. It's a bit of a dad joke anyway.
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Re: Footbag jokes
That was my student, George Hayward! He still plays. I was at his show for that. The jokes were the one you said and these:hirskontra wrote:I once saw a youtube video in which a guy cracked some really funny jokes on footbag. He must have been a footbagger. Alas, this clip has been deleted, and I don't recall what his name was. The only one I remember from it is:
"What do footbag players put on their pasta? Beesauce."
1) What do you call a sliding car that has a driver with bad vision? A Blurry Drifter
2) beesauce joke
3) What's the most annoying thing you can say to a footbag player? Did you hit it flipside?
I remember when Jon told me the lightbulb joke Hilarious.
Here's one I just made up:
Q: How many creatures did the footbagger kill in the mystical forest when he accidentally drove through it?
A: Just one, he managed to duck the Fairies but he hit the Butterfly
..and it Smeared all over his windshield.
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Re: Footbag jokes
What's an intermediate level player's favorite hand-held game?
BOP-It
BOP-It
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Re: Footbag jokes
Thanks, guys!
Good ones!
Now I remember the blurry drifter one, too:)
The mystical forest is cool, as well:)
Keep 'em coming:)
Good ones!
Now I remember the blurry drifter one, too:)
The mystical forest is cool, as well:)
Keep 'em coming:)
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Re: Footbag jokes
Why didn't cops care much when they found the dead homeless junkie footbagger?
He was just a Shooting Drifter (morbid.) *rim shot*
What do you call a bunny rabbit that is having uncontrollable spasms?
A Pogo Flailing Legbeater *rim shot*
He was just a Shooting Drifter (morbid.) *rim shot*
What do you call a bunny rabbit that is having uncontrollable spasms?
A Pogo Flailing Legbeater *rim shot*
Re: Footbag jokes
You peeps want anything out of the old "Hacktionary"? It's a slightly different format, but some of the definitions are still pretty funny.
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Re: Footbag jokes
No idea what that Hacktionary is but if they're funny, post 'em up!
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Re: Footbag jokes
What do u say to a tiltless player with arachnophobia when a spider walks by?
Nice flailing legover
Nice flailing legover
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Re: Footbag jokes
Why is (a) footbag multi-cultural?
It travels around the world every day.
It travels around the world every day.
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Re: Footbag jokes
Nice ones everybody!
Which goal of Tiltless players can you find in your bathroom?
Nail Clippers
Which goal of Tiltless players can you find in your bathroom?
Nail Clippers
Re: Footbag jokes
what do you call it, when your grandma's farts smell like sourkrawt and you get hungry and turned on?
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Re: Footbag jokes
Every trick i hit today was blurry... Not the set... I broke my glasses. I can't see shit.
(true story)
(true story)
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Re: Footbag jokes
Why did Matt Cross the road?
(No punchline. Joke is punchline)
Why did Matt Cross constantly cry as a child?
He was always "crank"y.
What is Brian Bear's favorite band/musician?
Moby-us.
Did you hear Martha Stewart shreds?
Yeah, I saw her do Eggbeaters> Omelet.
(No punchline. Joke is punchline)
Why did Matt Cross constantly cry as a child?
He was always "crank"y.
What is Brian Bear's favorite band/musician?
Moby-us.
Did you hear Martha Stewart shreds?
Yeah, I saw her do Eggbeaters> Omelet.
Re: Footbag jokes
Not a formal joke per se, but this video never fails to make me laugh out loud:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZVECUHnKM[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZVECUHnKM[/youtube]
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Re: Footbag jokes
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJXKpxGDyGs[/youtube]