How the fuck am I so kickass?

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How the fuck am I so kickass?

Post by Rob » 08 Feb 2005 22:17

Because I bring you shit like this. Probably the greatest cover of straight outta compton ever written.
this is the 44 Wand, the most powerful Handwand in the world, so did i fire 5 or 6 fireballs? now you got to ask yourself one question pal, do i feel lucky? well do ya punk.

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Post by qphox » 08 Feb 2005 23:02

Verse One: Ice Cube

Straight outta Compton crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton.

Fantastic. :)
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Post by junkyardjew » 09 Feb 2005 10:15

yeah man, when I heard that it blew my mind. It went right onto my mini-disc so i could listen to it all the time. I find myself singing it when i'm walking down the street, and I get CRAZY looks cause i'm crooning "you too boy if you fuck with me, the police are gonna have to come get me off your ass" in a high falsetto!
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Post by BainbridgeShred » 09 Feb 2005 20:43

Anyone here the Phish remix of "Gin and Juice"?

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Post by Tsiangkun » 09 Feb 2005 20:46

fucking dope, you rawk !

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Post by hacksterbator » 09 Feb 2005 21:16

that is awesome!!!

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Post by crazydwarf » 09 Feb 2005 21:23

Anyone here the Phish remix of "Gin and Juice"?
Wow I have an awsome cover of that song too, but it's by the Berlin Project I think... it's awsome the guys got a nazal voice and it's ska... I want to hear your version though.
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Post by junkyardjew » 10 Feb 2005 08:32

If that 'phish' cover is the one i think it is, you probably got a misnamed mp3. there are a ton of them going around, some of them attributed to ween, some to phish, but i'm pretty sure the cover of Gin and Juice is actually by "the gourds" (

could be wrong and there's ALSO a phish cover, but I don't think it's them...
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Post by pill » 10 Feb 2005 22:31

rob you are so kickass!
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