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Post by CIC flurry » 31 Mar 2005 01:59

To get back on track...

I think Ron Jeremy got into porn when his girlfriend sent in naked pictures of him to Playgirl.

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Re: I missed the action! How did this all start?

Post by quadgun » 31 Mar 2005 19:09

Wicked wrote:(actually it only matters if you get a scholarship from my findings)
I got a scholarship today! :D :lol: :D

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Post by delakong » 01 Apr 2005 06:05

CIC flurry wrote:To get back on track...

I think Ron Jeremy got into porn when his girlfriend sent in naked pictures of him to Playgirl.

~T
Yeah!!! That's right. I knew it had something to do with his girl friend or ex or something like that.
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Post by Zeke » 03 Apr 2005 11:47

Hey, these guys play footbag and they got money and women.
















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you can click 'my collection' near the top to see a pic of the actual bag
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Post by death_from_Above » 03 Apr 2005 13:04

Wourd UP dizzles. Wicked your a fat idiot.

You CANNOT get girls frum footbag. Barely any exist. AT worlds THA only single ones were ugly!!!!!!!! muahhhahahahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: ..................................... just kidding.

Anybuddy who thinks YoU can get a girl is stooopid and Nigheve!!! I hurd all those hot european girlz quit also. Nadine, elizabeth or whuteva the heck thier names whirr. Carol dont look good anymore either..

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Post by ericksonj » 03 Apr 2005 13:15

Poor monsterhack being gone. I really liked that site. I hope Eric didn't really quit footbag forever.
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Post by Seath » 03 Apr 2005 14:48

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
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Post by slapdash21 » 04 Apr 2005 10:24

i used to have a link to a christian version of that song called 'baby got book' and it was all about the bible. i would piss myself watching it everytime...if anyone knows what im talking about, i could use a laugh again...
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Post by Moxie » 04 Apr 2005 10:31

slapdash21 wrote:...if anyone knows what im talking about, i could use a laugh again...
Here

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Post by slapdash21 » 04 Apr 2005 10:58

Moxie wrote:
slapdash21 wrote:...if anyone knows what im talking about, i could use a laugh again...
Here
DING DING DING!! thanks emily!

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Post by Rob » 07 Apr 2005 19:39

Uh, just cruising through this and about that penis talk.

I heard that over a certain size you'll pass out if you get hard and THAT'S why the guys with the biggest penises (hehe) in the world don't do porn. You get hard and then collapse. Erotic isn't it?
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Post by SandWraith » 07 Apr 2005 22:14

I'm gonna avoid this whole penis stuff and jump back to a side note that someone mentioned like 2 pages ago about your knees going to crap later in life-- Please tell me that's speculation. :lol: I like my knees....
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Post by slapdash21 » 08 Apr 2005 10:34

Rob wrote:Uh, just cruising through this and about that penis talk.

I heard that over a certain size you'll pass out if you get hard and THAT'S why the guys with the biggest penises (hehe) in the world don't do porn. You get hard and then collapse. Erotic isn't it?
well, wouldnt they have that problem in regular life anyway? i mean, it would be a downer in porn, but it would be a pretty serious problem in the individual's everyday life in any case.

i think bad knees can be hereditary
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