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Post by Jorden » 02 Mar 2005 12:39

ok all you wordsmiths, let's hear em!

Say these each 5 times fast:

1. little Italy will belittle me, literally (made this one up just now 8) )
2. sympathy symphony
3. precipitation participation
4. Soldier's shoulders
5. Peggy Babcock
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Post by C-Fan » 02 Mar 2005 17:18

Chopstick shops stock chopsticks :)

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Post by LittleBoy footbag » 02 Mar 2005 17:23

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thought the skunk stunk.


or something like that......


and the most friggin' obvious one:

how much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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Post by C-Fan » 02 Mar 2005 17:32

Oh yeah, my alltime favorite:

Betty Botter bought some butter
`But` she thought `this butter`s bitter,
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.`
So she went and bought some butter.
Better than the bitter butter.
She put the better butter in the bitter batter
And made the bitter batter better. :)

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Post by Seath » 02 Mar 2005 17:51

Just made these up right now:

1. poor Gord hordes more cords in his drawer

2. laxative taxi tips causes toilett trips for immigrants

3. textile textbooks are textured with texas breakfasts

4. stop stalking the stop watch that tickets the tocks and talks on the ticks
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Post by HooD » 02 Mar 2005 17:52

Am I the only one that can't say Peggy Babcock 5 times quickly without completely screwing it all up ? Peggy Babcock is up there in the 6add + difficulty section....good lord...
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Post by Seath » 02 Mar 2005 17:55

tip the stripper and rip the knickers
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Post by slapdash21 » 02 Mar 2005 18:06

a tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to
toot.
said the two to the tutor,
"is it harder to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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Post by BenIsBen25 » 02 Mar 2005 18:10

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
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Post by Seath » 02 Mar 2005 19:26

Jordens story warrants wardens glory
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Post by HG » 12 Mar 2005 10:36

HooD wrote:Am I the only one that can't say Peggy Babcock 5 times quickly without completely screwing it all up ? Peggy Babcock is up there in the 6add + difficulty section....good lord...
Me:

Peggy Babcock
Pebby Bacgock

Fuck it..


I suck at peggy babcock
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Post by Senor Grommet » 12 Mar 2005 13:00

The king of tongue twisters:

I'm a pleasant mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants.
I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
to ever pluck a mother pheasant.
My name: Jeremy Mirken, AKA Chocolatey Shatner, AKA jerk enemy rim.

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Post by Seath » 12 Mar 2005 13:31

Bring back Grant!
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Post by ashleyd » 12 Mar 2005 16:30

red leather, yellow leather.
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Post by slapdash21 » 12 Mar 2005 16:35

Ashleygrlshreder wrote:red leather, yellow leather.
:lol: im such a failure...on my first try, i said:
"red leather, yellow leather.
red yellow....crap"
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Post by Juice » 12 Mar 2005 23:37

Six thick thistle sticks
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Post by sniikeri » 13 Mar 2005 05:28

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by GeneralTso » 13 Mar 2005 16:12

i got one


I shine my city shoes. say that five times fast


CAUTION: explicit lyrics may slip the tounge ;)
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Post by Asmus » 14 Mar 2005 09:50

Some in danish.
Rød Grød med Fløde.. Only fun because you cant say Ø..
Fem Flade Flødeboller på et fladt flødebolle fad.

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