FREESTYLE REALITY CONTEST OVER: CHECK 4 WINNERS

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FREESTYLE REALITY CONTEST OVER: CHECK 4 WINNERS

Post by Samurai » 07 Sep 2005 19:08

Yo, this is for all your people that didn't assume the "We are footbag" thread was useless. If you did, then you are not open minded enough to be here.

Ok, I'm making a movie called Freestyle Reality. It's an epic fusion between the kung fu and shred video genres. It has a good plot and yada yada yada. Ok, so. This one scene in the movie features a lot of people shredding under the instruction of the travelling footbag master Brad Nelson, and after everyone's runs they always drop, and then Brad presents them with (displayed as text on the screen) words of wisdom. Really it is being presented to the audience to make ya'll better shredders. So. I want you to post your words of wisdom and I will take the best phrases and put them in the movie. I am editing it right now so you better post your words of wisdome now. They need to be similar to the example below in length and fortune cookie style. The people who make it will get their names in it too... see example

first words of wisdom (thanks JORDAN WONG!!!)

The mistake is not to drop it...
the mistake is not to pick it up.
-Master Wong

GOOD LUCK YALL NOW GOOO BE WISE>>> NOWWW!!
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Started with sparse low lines, built intensity with rythmic variety, went to 16th note lines in high register, than went to octives, than block chords for my last chorus... If you understood that last sentance than you should be playing music and not checking the internet.

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Post by mc » 07 Sep 2005 19:12

those shoes are crap! get some lavers already!
BRICK!

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Post by Samurai » 07 Sep 2005 19:12

matt cross has already lost
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Started with sparse low lines, built intensity with rythmic variety, went to 16th note lines in high register, than went to octives, than block chords for my last chorus... If you understood that last sentance than you should be playing music and not checking the internet.

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Post by brian relly » 07 Sep 2005 19:14

"Do the magic hop."

"Stop dropping the goddamn bag already!"
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Post by Iain » 07 Sep 2005 19:14

don't fuck adds. fuck the add system
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Post by Samurai » 07 Sep 2005 19:15

:?
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Started with sparse low lines, built intensity with rythmic variety, went to 16th note lines in high register, than went to octives, than block chords for my last chorus... If you understood that last sentance than you should be playing music and not checking the internet.

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Post by TheHostAgeSystem » 07 Sep 2005 19:17

Dont play to show off..
Play to have fun..
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Post by sampotter » 07 Sep 2005 19:18

Listen to your game, not others.

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Post by Josh B » 07 Sep 2005 19:19

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Post by C-Fan » 07 Sep 2005 19:54

:lol: :lol: @Matt and Stephen.

Oh yeah, and I think: "floss regularly" would be a nice non-sequitur in a montage sequence like that.

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Post by Samurai » 07 Sep 2005 19:55

its not a montage its actually pretty serious
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Started with sparse low lines, built intensity with rythmic variety, went to 16th note lines in high register, than went to octives, than block chords for my last chorus... If you understood that last sentance than you should be playing music and not checking the internet.

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Post by SlashC » 07 Sep 2005 20:05

Footbag is like sun rising across morning sky. Inevitably, the star will fall into darkness, but do not despair. Tommorow you will rise again once more.
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Post by limester816 » 07 Sep 2005 20:15

Stay sharp??
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Post by sampotter » 07 Sep 2005 20:31

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Post by Jackbag » 08 Sep 2005 08:14

Ok these are based on stalling, even though "catch" is used:

- You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
- It does not matter if a cat is black or white as long as it catches mice.
- It is difficult to catch a black cat in a dark room, especially when it is not there.
- If you cannot catch a fish, do not blame the sea.
- A single finger cannot catch fleas.
- Sleepy turtles never catch up with the sunrise.

Other proverbs:

- Don't climb a tree to catch a fish.
- He who wants to go fishing must not be afraid of the water.
- A man who pays respect to the great, paves the way for his own greatness.

Sam, I figure you're creative enough to change any of these to make it related to footbag
= If you cannot catch the bag, do not blame your feet.

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Post by username » 08 Sep 2005 10:21

people in glass houses dont throw ships
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Post by Iain » 08 Sep 2005 10:28

Don't focus on hitting the next trick,
focus on hitting the current one.
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Post by jon » 08 Sep 2005 10:30

Don't let the bag control you
You control the bag

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Focus not on dropping
Focus on catching

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If you can foot it you can hit it
If you can think it you can foot it :)

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It was clean enough to be thin :p

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Dont dex the bag
Let the bag dex you

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Footbag with peace in your heart and insoles in your shoes!
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Post by blackcrown » 08 Sep 2005 10:30

"Ignore the problem, and hope it goes away"
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Post by ted » 08 Sep 2005 10:41

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i hope you soar like an eagle
i hope you're sorry
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