RIDICULOUS Spam Subject Lines

sampotter · Post by **sampotter** » 22 Jun 2006 18:45

So for the past month or so I've been getting completely absurd spam. For a while I was pissed off, but I'm starting to look forward to some of the cash money I'm getting. Here are my latest:

Hi, nation-state
Hi, monkey-tailed
Your health, mottle-leaf mosaic
Hi, nectar-seeking
Your money, olive-brown
Your health, pantograph trolley
Your money, non-brahmanical
, mono-ion

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carl winslow · Post by **carl winslow** » 23 Jun 2006 15:52

yeah i get that too sometimes,
whats the deal with that

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 23 Jun 2006 23:11

I can't believe you guys don't know. Its communication from the ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

****I am not joking at all****

Look, all the tearms have something in common, they are a greeting followed by a xenotypical description of homosapiens.

IT ALL STARTED with R - Q- S- W- E - [ - [

Techknowlogy is so different than the tools that we make. The microprocessor. Well, maybe not.

HAh ha!

That being said, its not really an AI but more like an intelligence from another dimension.

-Sam

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 23 Jun 2006 23:23

Get a fucking spam filter for your email. I recommend www.fastmail.fm they are the shiznite and have great spam filtering.

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