Comments Below Footbag Videos.

JoshC. · Post by **JoshC.** » 27 Feb 2009 15:03

This is where we compile all of the extremely stupid coments below footbag videos. Just to share the love, you know?
I'll start with this one:
"footbag or wutever u call it is nothing like soccer, comparing it to soccer freestyling is just stupid, cuz soccer is soo much better footbag just sucks man but hey some people like it just like some people like crack strange shit footbag that is"
Exact words.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 27 Feb 2009 15:52

GREAT thread idea. i'll be lookin...

JoshC. · Post by **JoshC.** » 27 Feb 2009 17:18

This one is a classic:
"OMG YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!"
Once again, exact words. We'll see a lot of these.
I really enjoy the grammar that these people use. Its really the best part of the comment.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » 27 Feb 2009 19:19

Moved to General Footbag. Toss up between here and KC, but what the hey.

I had, I think, the greatest verbal exchange of my life somewhere in the middle of Jorden's "huge tricks" comments. I'm not about to go looking for it, but it goes like this. It's all from memory, but his second post is exact.

some dude wrote:this is so fucking fake! look at 2:41 you can see the edit, the bag dissapears blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaah!

me wrote:C'mon man, click around the related videos. there are HUNDREDS of footbag videos floating around youtube. Most don't have this calibre of play, sure, but there are a bunch that come pretty close. You're telling me that these hundreds of kids ALL spend their time doing complex video editing in order to be in on some kind of giant hoax? Why would they do that? To what end?

that dude wrote:to the end of fucking ever, you faggot

I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw how hard I got owned. Youtube is awesome.

mc · Post by mc » 27 Feb 2009 20:28

hahahahahaha.... I love this thread. nice post, colin.

g00d33 · Post by **g00d33** » 27 Feb 2009 22:05

uhm... I'm into hacky sack or "foot bagging" so I understand just how good these people are... but gawd the just look so uncoordinated. It's hilarious! xD but seriously, amazing. 5/5

Good thing SOMEONE understands just how good we are

Eric Chang · Post by **Eric Chang** » 28 Feb 2009 18:36

g00d33 wrote:
uhm... I'm into hacky sack or "foot bagging" so I understand just how good these people are... but gawd the just look so uncoordinated. It's hilarious! xD but seriously, amazing. 5/5
Good thing SOMEONE understands just how good we are

I found that quote funny, since its from my Chaos Green Cup video

h0ag3yb3atZ · Post by **h0ag3yb3atZ** » 01 Mar 2009 08:51

My personal favorite refering to the "Footbag Beauty" Caroline Bourgoin video.

"
BALLHOG like Kobe!

Also, anything positive about the expert village guy is usually really funny.

Eric Chang · Post by **Eric Chang** » 01 Mar 2009 10:17

7evinkogan wrote:My personal favorite refering to the "Footbag Beauty" Caroline Bourgoin video.
"
BALLHOG like Kobe!
Also, anything positive about the expert village guy is usually really funny.

Oh man... you ever see his "How To Drifter" video made me sick to my stomach, or how he just made up names -.-

h0ag3yb3atZ · Post by **h0ag3yb3atZ** » 01 Mar 2009 17:00

is that the one where he does like clipper bs?

I like his really shitty osis, I forget what he calls it though. The inside in the in or something really awful like that

KBizzle · Post by **KBizzle** » 02 Mar 2009 11:30

In drifter one he kicks instead of delaying it which annoyed me a lot.

Yeah the "Over & Under" one is the osis. I like how he gives an exact time it will take you to learn it too. "You can get this in three weeks." I really don't like that guy.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 02 Mar 2009 11:56

yeah its pretty despicable that his "drifter" video has 10,000 views.

h0ag3yb3atZ · Post by **h0ag3yb3atZ** » 02 Mar 2009 16:05

I like how obviously relieved and happy he looks when he does like a pendulum. It's the best undeserved look of accomplishment ever.

"Today were gonna learn some basic hacky sack skills, basic footbag skills...."

Abe · Post by **Abe** » 10 Mar 2009 10:38

There are a plethora of fairly offensive (and somewhat funny) comments to Felix's footbag video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InY3SLWORj8

Here's a few,

"are you totally gay?this is the most stupid thing i have ever seen...what a joke.plus the balls fake"

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!
UR SO GOOD AT EDITING AND MAKING UR VIDS LOOK REAL WHEN THEY REALLY ARENT! CONGRATZ!!! -_-
douchebag...
lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>lame>"

"lol my dick is so long it would run outta my shorts if i was jumping around the place wearing those HAHAHAHHA"

"all im saying is that anyone that can do that with a soccer ball can most likely do it with a footbag, but not everybody that can do it with a footbag can do it with a soccer ball"

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 10 Mar 2009 11:03

This thread is gold.

mc · Post by mc » 10 Mar 2009 12:27

more from felix, possibly my favorite so far

"yahk...what a ugly feet and tiny dick youï»¿ havelololol "

TayChaint · Post by **TayChaint** » 10 Mar 2009 16:10

Man, people get so enraged, sexist and vulgar so quickly...

davidlubea19 (3 weeks ago)
ooo wow nice steriotype prejudice, oh im sorry dumbass people who hate on youtube for no reason dont have a life have tiny dicks sit when they pee suck their mom's dick and fuck dogs... thats right i just remembered that their also completely full of themselves and because u know i have beaten you u will be all mad and go hate on me for being completely correct, loser

AskJeeves17 (3 weeks ago)
Are you done? I hope you're female because you certainly blabber like a bitch, and for the records, nobody gives a shit about what you say...You like watching Felix Zenger? go ahead and jack off to his vids, it's a free country and I can say what I want, so wah wah...

???

ThisIsFate · Post by **ThisIsFate** » 10 Mar 2009 21:33

I am sure you will find a whole lots of bad comments in

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet? ... UNGmYTd90U

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet? ... itJmOo9E_M

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 11 Mar 2009 07:20

Hahahaha! Good call:

TAYLORT5
wheres the rainbows ...mix it up girl. back stalls...neck head its not all about the feet. catch it on your boob once in a while...shes good though.

jorgencream
why is it that when the pro's get to be the best they only do the one trick over and over... if you think about the choreography of a 2 minute hack sequence to throw in the simple kicks and lesser difficult stalls throughout would improve the session. I got this one stall I can tuck it in behind my knee. I never see anyone ever do it.

Oh man that's just the first page. This is a gold mine.

mc · Post by mc » 11 Mar 2009 07:25

here's a good one from Footbag Goddess:

"HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOOOL i have stoped the vid. then anyone was at my door so iam come back OMG what i see the pic was i have stopped i cann see her pussy LOOOOOL NIIICEEE Thanks dude

"

here's another:

"Is she dead ?"

and

"punt a soccer ball into my ass"