Oh I am SO chancing it! They shall call me... Mosquito Man, and my sidekick will henceforth be known as Bug Boy. Cool to see ya posting on modified again, and with a new handle!
So. I made it up to Montreal this past weekend with my fellow bagger Ian....
What. A. Trip. Lets start from the beginning shall we?
Thursday, July 7th, 11:30pm:
I'm fully in-the-bag drunk. Sent an email (w/ phone number included) to a craigslist ad for "a ride to VT on July 8th at noon" earlier in the day but never heard back. Hope is lost. I decide to buy a greyhound ticket for 10:30am the next morning. However, it occurs to me "I'm tired, I'm drunk, I havn't packed, I'm entirely not a morning person. Better get a ticket for the 1:45pm bus instead." So I do just that.
Friday, July 8th 11:00am:
Beeeeep Beeeeep Beeeep! FUck. I'm hungover. Gotta get up and pack though. I go through my morning routine and soon enough 1:00pm rolls around. I walk out the door and before I'm more than a block away from my apartment I get a phone call from a number I dont recognize.
-Hello?
-Hi, is this Doug who's looking for a ride to Burlington VT today?
Holy fucking shit. Seriously?! The craigslist person called me saying she was leaving around 3pm. I decide to take the ride and get a refund for my greyhound ticket.
Blah blah blah I drink until 3pm rolls around. She calls me and we decide to meet at JFK station. BAM! 3:30pm and we're on the road! She ends up being a great travelling buddy and we shoot the shit and chain-smoke nearly the whole way there (I dont normally smoke cigarettes but she managed to get me to smoke 4 butts within 2 hours

) The trip goes smoothly other than a slight scare where we got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign by a cop wearing shorts....

Obviously he didn't have the authority to give us a ticket so we continued on our merry way. About 8:00pm we get into Waterbury (about an hour from Burlington) when I get a text from Ian telling me he's still in Waterbury (his work). Huzzah! We're there!
We go into the bar, and I find Ian sitting at a table with some friends. Hugs and salutations are exchanged, Me and my craigslist buddy get a drink and after an hour or so we all part ways.
Now, this is where things get interesting. As we're walking to Ian's car, talking about how we'll drink and party and go up to Montreal the next morning, Ian asks me "you got your passport?" and I just look at him. I could tell Ian was unsure if I was joking or not so eventually I muster out the only thing I can think of to let him know what I was thinking, "Fuck...." So we get in his car, and start driving. Ian's still unsure if I'm fucking with him so just to be safe he get on I-89 S and says, "Are we really doing this?"
Yes. Yes we are.
We drive a few miles, get off at some exit with a gas station and pickup a 12 of miller lite and have ourselves an unprecedented roadtrip. We talk about life and what an idiot I am and eventually make it back to my apartment with one beer left. I put it in the fridge, we smoke a bowl, roll 2 joints for the ride home and hit the road back to Burlington. Now I did the majority of the drinking on the way down since Ian's responsible and was driving, however around 3:30am I can tell Ian's getting tired so I offer to drive. He gladly accepts and I proceed to drive 2 of the scariest/epic hours of my life. We roll into Burlington around 5:30am and pass the fuck out.
sidenote: I slept on the top of a "bunk-bed". However this is no ordinary bunk-bed. This bunk-bed is made out of 2 couches.... that Ian built. So fucking cool. However he could have built a ladder or some shit. It sucked having to piss at 9am and making my way down from a top bunk that was clearly higher than regulation height.
Satruday, July 9th, 12:30pm:
"Uuuuuuuugh!" FUck. I'm tired. I get up, and find Ian already awake. We run into one of his housemates who tell us they're going to get bagels and ask if we wanna come. Yes. So we go and carb up, Ian makes us some coffee and we continue on our journey. By 1:30pm we're on the road and I text James to find out what the schedule for the day is. Turns out we wouldn't make it there in time for the actual wedding part or the dinner and that we should just meet up with everyone around 7pm. Sooo by the time we arrive at our hostel (4pm) we decide to have a kick.
Saturday highlights:
-Ian hit whirl war! (first time I think?) Super props.
-I was inspired and hit blurry whirl>whirl>rpt
That's all that sticks out. Maybe Ian remembers more? Anyway, it was a lot of fun, and the location we kicked at was some park near our hostel that was super busy with crazy French Canadians that danced, rode bikes w/ boomboxes, played extreme hack, and just enjoyed watching me and Ian do our thang. We finished up, went back to the hostel, showered, suited up, bought some beer (for ourselves) and wine (for the bride and groom) and wandered the streets of Montreal until we found the party spot.
We were early. We walked in, saw a bar downstairs, and some stairs. "Maybe the party's upstairs?" we thought, so we ascended but didn;t see anybody there yet. I thought, "Shit, now what?" and just as we were about to head back down we turn around only to find the one and only Johnny Suderman telling us that "no one else is here." We follow Johnny downstairs and meet JP (Skankin on modified) and order drinks at the bar. The 4 of us hang out at the bar for a while until we see the rest of the wedding people go upstairs, and then follow suit.
The Wedding Reception:
Wow. I haven't been to a wedding since I was about 10 so this was fucking awesome. We all got fairly smashed and had a great time. James gave a beautiful speech as Nick's best man, Ian and Johnny had a cupcake war, JP caught the bride's garter belt (which he immediately defiled..

), and I had a moment with Nick.... twice. Many pictures were taken with disposable cameras, most of which I hope are lost forever, and much dancing was to be had. There was one guy who was clearly pretty drunk (and kinda scary looking) who had a lot to say to me about nothing and then decided we needed to be drunker... "Round of tequila shots!" This dude partied like there was no tomorrow. The rest is all kinda hazy, but I had so much fun. Props to Nick and his lovely wife on such a successful wedding. Oh yeah, Nick also performed the best doubles routine I'd ever seen that night. Dropless too.

The party ends, and Ian and I stumble back to our hostel.... but first we walk about a half mile past our hostel before realizing just how far we had gone.

We make it back and once again pass the fuck out.... kinda. It was about a million degrees in this tiny room with 3 triple bunks beds. Yeah, 9 people in a room about the size of a standard bouncy castle. Awesome.
Sunday, July 10th:
I woke up around 8:00am, then fell back to sleep around 9:00am then was re-awokened by Ian around 9:15am telling me we had to bounce by 9:30am. The guy working at the hostel was pretty cool so he let us stay until about 10am at which point we headed over to Tam Tams where waited until a little after noon for others to show up. We eventually meet up with Johnny, James, and PJ and have ourselves a kick. I think Johnny hit two moves? Maybe? He left around 1:30pm so unfortunately he didn't play much footbag. Good seeing him though.
So then it was Ian, PJ, James, and myself in a circle at which point some dudes sitting near us came over and started filming. They were clearly professional as one guy was circling us with his heavy-duty hi-def camera and another guy gave me a head-camera (it had an elastic band that went around and over your head with a small camera in front). I was trying to think of what would look cool from that POV so I hit some spinning/inspinning clippers and barflys. Too many ducking clippers. Meh. He took my info so hopefully they send me the footage. They were supposedly shooting for a music video so maybe I'll post it on modified if I ever hear back from them.
I also met another Montreal player named Francois who showed up around 2:30pm. Dam! I've never heard of him but dude can kick! Seb also showed up around this time so it was great to see him again, if only for a half hour.
Eventually 3:00pm rolls around and Ian and I decide to roll out so I can catch the 6:30pm bus back to Boston. We say our goodbyes and peace the fuck out. On our way back we stop at a gas station in Canada and Ian suggests a candy called "Bueno" to me, saying that it was essentially a poor-mans "Rocher" candy. I bought one and GODDAMN! It was so fucking good. I wish I had bought 20 of them as I dont think they sell them in the states. Anyway, we eventually get back to Ian's, I make him stop at a pizza place nearby because I was starving for some real food and then he drives me to the bus station where I take a 5 hour bus back to Boston.
And that was my weekend! Thank you to everyone who was involved and made it memorable. James for teaching me about capoeira. Nick for inviting me to his wedding. PJ for being generally awesome. And of course Ian. Not a lot of people would've driven from Burlington to Boston and back in one night. That's why you're my best friend. I can't thank you enough.
Can't wait to do it all over again next year!