Who would win in a fight?

carl winslow · Post by **carl winslow** » 18 Apr 2005 09:51

listen up fatcats, in this topic you can post a fight and than people will say who they think would be the supreme champion, of said fight

Dog the Bounty Hunter Vs. Paul Sr. from American Chopper

-I would have to give this one to Dog cause he would mase him.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 18 Apr 2005 09:53

PaulSr.

He wouldn't roll in solo, Bikers roll straight gansta. Beef with Paul is beef with lots of people, nobody like the repo man / boundary hunter type.

jon · Post by **jon** » 18 Apr 2005 09:54

dog would win, paul is huge but too old

Air · Post by **Air** » 18 Apr 2005 10:40

I'd propably go for Dog.

How posts the next fight?

ME, ME!!!

Spiderman or Batman?

Muffinman · Post by **Muffinman** » 18 Apr 2005 11:08

BATMAN

Rex-Kwon-Do
OR......
A LIGER???

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 18 Apr 2005 11:13

That's an interesting match-up. Spiderman has speed, crazy agility and is strong enough to lift several tons. Add to that his "spider sense" and his ability to talk people to death and you've got quite the superhero.

Batman has no superpowers to speak of. So I think he would win, without even breaking a sweat.

WTF, you ask?

Batman is a skilled fighter but physically no match for Spiderman. Bats would have to outsmart Spidey. He would do some surveilance on Spidey, figure out who he is eventually, determine strengths and weaknesses. Then he would hook up Alfred with a date with aunt May (if she's even still alive, I'm not in the loop anymore) so she would conveniently disapear for a bit. Batman says to Spidey, "I've got aunt May, Peter." Spidey would give up. Later, just to be an ass and to show he owns Peter, he would tell him the truth then brood on some ridiculously high rooftop while the winds tug at his totally impractical but visually awesome cape. I'm such a fanboy

jon · Post by **jon** » 18 Apr 2005 11:16

a LIGER !!!
check my avatar (whats even freaker is that I changed my avatar to a liger like 2 minute before erik even made his post, eerie)!

bulio · Post by **bulio** » 18 Apr 2005 12:33

Spiderman. He has the most agility, and is the strongest. As mentioned above, thew only what for Mr.Bat

To win is to use the psychological edge of finding spydies weaknesses and use them to his advantage.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 18 Apr 2005 13:12

Dogg v. Paul Sr.
One on One

Dogg obviously has some kinda manditory training. They have to have that kinda stuff to get there licence, so he could probably hold his own against the average opponent.

but.....

Paul Sr. is not the average opponent!!! The man is a fuckin beast! Look at those guns. He's packing howitzers. He's probably gotten into his share of fights in his day. They both probably have, WINNER.............

Paul Sr.!!!! The reason being, I saw one episode were Dogg was going after some lady and they went to the house she was supposedly at. When they got to the house she, obviously, wasn't there. Dogg's vehicles were blocking some neighbor's driveway and an altercation started in which Dogg and his boys bitched out and had to hose these two dudes (you know how many boys Dogg rolls with) down with mace! The two dudes kept comin though and Dogg and his boys had to tuck tail and run. They made up the story they told to the camera to save face. If you watch the whole thing, you can see Dogg was obviously in the wrong.

Batman v. Spiderman
This should be changed to
B. Wayne v. P. Parker

Concidering that there are no weapons (i.e. batarang, web shooters, etc) are involved this one is very easy to predict. Petey Parker would destroy Bruce Wayne. Sure Bruce is a genius and martial arts master. But Pete has spider strength, super jumping, crazy acrobatic abilities, spider sense, and just about endless stamina. To cut this one short, WINNER........

Spiderman AKA Peter Parker!!!

Rex-Kwon-Do v. Liger

I don't know who Rex-Kwon-Do is and Ligers kick ass so, WINNER..........

Liger!!!

And my Fight Night headliners are.........

???Thundercats v. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles???

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 18 Apr 2005 13:37

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 18 Apr 2005 15:35

Thundercats would whoop turtle ass. Though turtles had cooler action figures.

Superman, Mighty Mouse isn't even real!

Matt Kain vs. Dr. Evil?

EDIT:
what if Ghost Rider gave Galactus the penance stare?

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 18 Apr 2005 15:46

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 18 Apr 2005 15:49

Ok, what about Mighty Mouse vs. Under Dog then?

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 18 Apr 2005 18:55

Reginald Vel Johnson vs. Charles Barkeley in a pie-eating contest?

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 18 Apr 2005 20:05

it's too bad that my buddy ed's website whosdaboss is over until the fall. every day he would post a new fight and we'd vote on it, then the winners of those fights fought each other, etc. out of 64 seeds, Christopher Walken came out on top. I'll post on modified when it starts up again.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 18 Apr 2005 21:15

Vasek Vs Jordan

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 18 Apr 2005 22:18

Batman would take down Spiderman. Though Spiderman is my favorite suprehero I simply have to give credit to Batman. He is THE smartest and best superhero out there. In an "Elseworld" story he even outsmarts and defeats Superman.

Thudercats over Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in about 5 minutes.

Paul Senior over Dog.

Liger over Rexasaurus (or whatever)

Underdog is stupid so Mighty Mouse wins.

Mighty Mouse over Superman. All he would have to do is scramble down Supey's underwear and speedbag his yolk sack.

Vasek over Jorden though it would be a more intense battle than any listed so far.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 18 Apr 2005 22:41

Splint wrote: He is THE smartest... superhero out there

That's THE best superpower.

Lion Force Voltron vs. any incarnation of the Power Rangers.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 19 Apr 2005 00:02

Man.... why didn`t Brad answer my question.

For those who don`t know, Reginald Vel Johnson was the fat black cop in Die Hard. Apparently he`s also a footbagger who posts on these forums too. My money is on Sir Charles though.

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 19 Apr 2005 04:52

me vs the world

i got gun