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Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 11 Sep 2007 09:32

On Thanksgiving, Aerogel's wife asked him to go kill a turkey so she could prepare it. Aerogel walks outside and rips the head off the first turkey he sees, then swallows it whole. He coughs it back up and it's already stuffed, buttered, and cooked and ready to eat. Aerogel's wife askes, "How did you do that?" Aerogel roundhouse kicks her and says, "Never question Aerogel."

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 09 Mar 2008 08:38

Aerogel is so fast, it can run around the world and punch itself in the back of the head.

Aerogel grinds it's own coffee beans with it's teeth, and boils his water with his own rage.

Aerogel CAN divide by zero.

Aerogel does not read books. It stares them down till he gets the information it wants.

ownsdaily · Post by **ownsdaily** » 09 Mar 2008 12:06

chuck norris jokes.. nice, last year in 8th grade we had to do a report on some one and i was being stupid.. and picked chuck norris... every time id search chuck norris in a search engine.. it would just be all jokes

ownsdaily · Post by **ownsdaily** » 09 Mar 2008 12:07

another funny joke is...

chuck norris doesnt go hunting, because the word "hunting" implys a possibility of failure... chuck norris goes killing.