You know you're addicted to 4-square if...
...if you opt to design a 4S themed shirt to sell at a major event knowing that a freestyle theme would probably sell way more shirts. I don't know about ya'll but I need a 4-square shirt in my collection.
Zeke
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
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...but you decide to keep all of them because they are so damn pretty.Zeke wrote:...if you opt to design a 4S themed shirt to sell at a major event knowing that a freestyle theme would probably sell way more shirts.
Zack Harrison
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Barefoot...it's the only way.
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If you dance like a moron to techno during a game to try and throw off your opponents.
If you pose like a runway model to throw off your opponents.
If you play with 2 people in one square throughout the whole game
If you run in place for a few seconds, do a spin, and continue running in place, AND get goldberg out because of that (Kolo)
If you pose like a runway model to throw off your opponents.
If you play with 2 people in one square throughout the whole game
If you run in place for a few seconds, do a spin, and continue running in place, AND get goldberg out because of that (Kolo)
JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
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I guess you would know you're addicted to 4 square if, after discontinuing play, you experience the following:
# perpetually being tired
# hot/cold sweats
# heart palpitations
# joints and muscles in constant pain
# vomiting
# nausea
# uncontrollable coughing
# diarrhea
# insomnia
# watery eyes
# excessive yawning
# depression
Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Oxycontin. Silly me.
# perpetually being tired
# hot/cold sweats
# heart palpitations
# joints and muscles in constant pain
# vomiting
# nausea
# uncontrollable coughing
# diarrhea
# insomnia
# watery eyes
# excessive yawning
# depression
Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Oxycontin. Silly me.
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- Avenging Disco Godfather
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If you haven't seen the video that my sig. quotes, you should definitely check it out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IJmO1B4Qxf0
The last couple days I've been able to get in some lengthy and detailed conversations about squares, discussing all the players styles, strategies, strengths and weaknesses. It's pretty cool to get together and discuss these things and put them to good use the next time we play. I could probably talk for days about 4S.
Zeke
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
I may never show it, but I truly, deeply and thoroughly enjoy absolutely dismantling someone at 2S. I love the growing frustration on their faces as I score point after point. Every time they shout out or mutter their pathetic excuses, it just exhilerates me.
Zeke
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
Re: You know you're addicted to 4-square if...
Zeke wrote:if you refresh this forum about 20 times a minute.
if you had the urge to settle real life situations with hack offs
if you have your own special move
if you play in courts where you have to imagine some of the lines
if you play in 20f/6.67c weather
if you don't like someone, you point at them screaming, "Point to whose out!"
if you point when someone does the above
if you come up with strategeries
if you constantly imagine yourself in the ultimate show-down with Steve or Genzu
if you come acoss a better player and you diligently take mental notes of what he says
if you do the above when it's not even remotely footbag related
if you watch other players just to look for weaknesses
if you look for patterns or moves they prefer or repeat
if you read the Trick Shot thread and devise counters for everything mentioned and counters for the counters
if you thought this forum was the best thing to happen to modified since Matt Kain
For the past 2 years at NYJ, Steve and I have opted not to go out for the group dinner. Although already hungry and a little tired, we knew it would be at least a couple hours before anyone would come back with our food. By then we would have played countless hard fought rounds, and probably quite a few easy kills that I would much rather forget . It's nice to just sit, talk and hang out with him after all the 2-square.
Val mentioned that Steve was looking forward to playing squares with me while in Chicago. I immediately asked myself if it was because he was looking for a challenge or if he merely enjoys tormenting me on the court. Probably the latter. Regardless, I did look forward to playing him just for the opportunity to match up with another high level player (that's not a local). I pick up quite a bit by just watching him play. I'm still absolutely amazed at the seemingly impossible digs he makes and the precision of his shots. For example, he targets your hands. Your HANDS. HANDS! HANDS!?!?!?!!?!?! Who the fuck does that? I've tried it and its hard to do without blasting it out of bounds or flat out missing all the time.
So yeah, I'd much rather spend several hours getting stomped @ squares than have a relaxing good time eating lots of hot yummy food. I'm addicted to squares.
Val mentioned that Steve was looking forward to playing squares with me while in Chicago. I immediately asked myself if it was because he was looking for a challenge or if he merely enjoys tormenting me on the court. Probably the latter. Regardless, I did look forward to playing him just for the opportunity to match up with another high level player (that's not a local). I pick up quite a bit by just watching him play. I'm still absolutely amazed at the seemingly impossible digs he makes and the precision of his shots. For example, he targets your hands. Your HANDS. HANDS! HANDS!?!?!?!!?!?! Who the fuck does that? I've tried it and its hard to do without blasting it out of bounds or flat out missing all the time.
So yeah, I'd much rather spend several hours getting stomped @ squares than have a relaxing good time eating lots of hot yummy food. I'm addicted to squares.
Zeke
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood